•LMFAO sayings•! XD

Love your enemies...it makes them so damn mad!

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

Isn’t it funny how the people who want quiet are always the loudest trying to get everyone else to shut up.

Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.One lion said to the other …“Does this taste funny to you?”

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.

If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me.

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Death is hereditary.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

When everything's coming your way... you're in the wrong lane.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’