Fer the desperate ones out there.... its illegal for you to have sex with a porcupine *uncomfortable silence* wow..... makes ya wonder if they outlawed this because of a past experience :O
For the either REALLY brave guys....er the REALLY gay guys..... its illegal for you to be seen in public wearing a strapless gown my bro is very sad now....
For all the weirdos out there... if you leave your pet elephant tied to a parking meter....you have to pay the parking fee just as ya would for a vehicle ......and if you don't.....it will get towed!!! beleive me! its true! *tears up* *sniffs* i miss Gary!
Florida
You arent allowed (enforced by law) to shoot any kind of animals from a moving vehicle....... unless the target is a whale :'( ....poor misunderstood whales :(
If your an animal...its illegal for you to mate with.....well your mate....within 1500 feet of a tavern (whatever that is), school, or a place of worship......so keep it in your pants dudes!!!
California
It's illegal to wear a fake mustache in church that causes laughter ....hehe i think i caused that one
You cant blindfold yourself while drivin your vehicle
You cant play dominoes on Sunday......there goes my wild night out : '(
Alabama
The penalty for jumping off a building is death
It's illegal for you to throw a ball at someone's head .......ouch!!!!!
For all those perverted guys.... you can be fined 25$ if you either 1)flirt with a girl 2)walk onto any city street and turn around to check out the girl that just walked past you (theres a reason she didnt know you were even alive) and if you break the second one twice......you are forced to wear a pair of horse glasses while in public yey!!! horse glasses! (if you break this law...u jus HAVE to let me borrow your glasses!!!!)
New York
Its illegal for bars to sell beer unless theyre making soup at the same time .......wow.......
Nebraska
If you plan on building a new liquor store...its illegal to sell milk -their goes my ''bar and dairy'' store dream *tears up*
Indiana
Its illegal to rob a bank and then shoot the bank- person-guy with a water gun...... there goes my friday night plans :(
Louisiana
If your having sex....only the missionary position is legal..... hmmm....and is someone there to uhhh enforce it?!
A really recent PASSED anticrime law says: Criminals are required to give their victims a 24 hour notice, either orally or in writing, explaining what the crime being commited is, and the nature of the crime. -was the president STONED when he passed these?!
You are not eligible to become governer if you participated in a duel........ that counts me out...... :(
Pennsylvania
Its illegal to fish fer whales on Sunday..... its too late fer me....... xD
Its illegal to get a fish drunk...... were these ppl high when thay made these laws?!?!
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kelseymarie14 faz 12 dias
haha... so funny!! lol ;P
Lacrossebabe faz 13 dias
Sweet!
zombieXcarnage faz 13 dias
Haha. that made me laugh so bad. xD I really wih i had an elephant to park!
((and i'm not trying to be a bitch, but the president doesn't pass state laws, it's the govenor. and it's mostly up to congress to make national laws even though mr. pres has to veto them, not that you wanted a history lesson, but yeah! sorry! :>))
789456123 faz 13 dias
your glog is so cool
gingersophie faz 14 dias
LIKE LIKE LIKE :) this is funny :)
LilMJ13 faz 14 dias
LMFAO thisz is way too funny:)