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If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

How can there be self-help “groups”?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "S" in it?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a persons coffin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What do chickens think we taste like?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?